© 2016 by P Michael Biggs
Donald Ronald Rumple Suit
He was a brute of a brute
He wore a suit that wasn’t cute
It was a suit made of fruit
Donald Ronald Rumple Suit
He wasn’t cute in his rumpled suit
In school Donald Ronald was not astute
In his suit made of fruit
Donald Ronald Rumple Suit
On a computer he could not compute
He didn’t give a hoot
About how to compute
So he could not execute
When his computer would not compute
He feared the plug would electrocute
He didn’t reboot, he stopped his pursuit
He was not very astute
Donald Ronald Rumple Suit
Had a case of acute brain uproot
His suit made off fruit
Began to pollute
The smell was acute
Some tried to uproot
This suit made of fruit
Donald Ronald Rumple Suit
Was stripped of his suit made of fruit
And there he stood absolute
He was naked
No more Donald Ronald Rumple Suit