Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Hand-Me-Downs

Hand-Me-Downs
© 2019 by P Michael Biggs


I grew up in a
hand-me-down time and place
Clothes passed from Donny
to Me to Randall.

I had to grow into
many shirts and coats,
pants and shoes.

And all was right
in my world.

I’ve been given
hand-me-down ideas.
Yes sir, no sir, please and thank you.
Religion too.

I remember this story.
Bob and Jane are preparing
for Easter dinner.
They are having ham
And all the fixings.

Jane reminds Bob to
cut the ends off the ham.
Why?
Because that’s what
my Mom always did.

Why?  Let’s call Mom.

She said, “That’s what
My Mom always did.”

Why?  Let’s call Grandma.

Grandma, why do you
cut the ends off the ham
before baking it?

She was suspicious,
And answered cautiously.

Because my baking dish
was too short.
That’s why.

So, what hand-me-down ideas
are you passing on
just because your
baking dish is too short?


Originals by P Michael Biggs

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Joy Is Not a Crumb


Joy Is Not a Crumb
© 2018 by P Michael Biggs



Mary Oliver said it first.
“Joy is not made
to be a crumb.”
Hold onto that
for a moment.

Joy is not fleeting.
It doesn’t run away
if someone enjoys it
too much. 

Joy comes when invited.
It shows up in phone calls of love,
letters and emails,
words of appreciation,
and intimate moments.

Joy is not small,
nor can it be crunched down
into an acorn shell.

Joy is large. 
It is meant to be expressed,
shared, celebrated, triumphed,
proclaimed, shouted out.

I say, “Let joy get out.”
Let it become the
Peace De Resistance
the ultimate Soufflé of expressions.


Originals by P Michael Biggs


Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Odd and Obscure Thoughts


Odd and Obscure Thoughts
© 2019 by P Michael Biggs


What I want to do,
and what I encourage you to do
in this new year, or any time of the year,
is to do some odd and obscure living.

Think thoughts you’ve never
thought before.
Break a few rules,
make a few mistakes,
trip, fall down, blunder,
sing off key,
and snort when you laugh.

Eat pie at least once a month,
and work out at the gym some too.
Walk in the woods with
nowhere to go,
and follow any trail
you find for an hour.

Go to London,
or Louisiana,
Madrid, or Mississippi.
Get out of town for a day
or a month.
Just go.

Find love, even if it’s a rock.
Find happiness, even if it’s in a book.
Find joy in the simplest of tunes.
Laugh at the silly, the obscure.
If you need help, read Shel Silverstein.

Above all,
do the new and different.
It’s good for you.


Originals by P Michael Biggs