Showing posts with label Non-sense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Non-sense. Show all posts

Saturday, November 24, 2018

The Pie


The Pie
© 2018 by P Michael Biggs









In my kitchen, there’s a pie.
Oh my, oh my.
However, it is not a pie
for which to die.

It’s good, it’s semi-sweet,
And no, it’s not made of beets.
though that would be a feat
but a lousy sweet treat.

It’s pumpkin,
not dumpling,
it’s made by Mr. Lumpkin
who has a munchkin
named Rumkin.

This poem must end
before I offend.
Can you comprehend
how hard to pretend
I am a poet
and don’t know it?


Originals by P Michael Biggs


Monday, November 12, 2018

Donuts


Donuts
© 2018 by P Michael Biggs


What in tarnation.
I’m surrounded by temptation.
It abounds.
It’s round.
I’m in donut nation.

Chocolate, maple,
sugery.  Am I able?
I should persist.
Can I resist …
donuts?

I love donuts.
But … But …
They don’t look good
on my butt.

What if I fail?
Can anyone tell?
Don’t send me to jail
Over one donut.

But I just worked out.
Then I was out and about
And the donut shop
Just screamed at me to stop.

I’m not all that bad.
Only one I had.
I couldn’t resist.
It’s just … it’s just

I like donuts.


Originals by P Michael Biggs

Monday, June 11, 2018

The Bus


The Bus
© 2018 by P Michael Biggs



The wheels on the bus go round and round.
They say it may be headed down town.
Oh, the sights we’ll see.
We may even climb a tree.
Let’s all get on the bus.

Kids and adults, we all can go.
You really don’t need a lot of dough.
The ride will be fun,
once it’s begun.
Let’s all get on the bus.

The laughs are aplenty.
even if you wear red tennies.
Don’t forget your hat,
don’t bring the cat.
Let’s all get on the bus.

Our bus trip is all done now.
We laughed, we talked, we ate some chow.
We had great fun.
Care to do it again … anyone?
Let’s all get on the bus … again sometime.


Originals by P Michael Biggs