Exam

© 2014 by P Michael Biggs

I took an exam

It was about jam

I had to cram

For this exam

My strawberry jam

And Virginia ham

Tasted better than spam

When I took my exam

Pizza

© 2014 by P Michael Biggs

I love pizza

Usually followed by milk of magnesia

They don’t usually give anesthesia

To people who overdose on pizza

I once met General Geneva

He was full of margaritas

He was transferred to Indonesia

Is that near French Polynesia

When you eat too much pizza

You may be due an epidural anesthesia

My friends Lisa and Mia

Often eat a lot of pizza

Pizza never goes with fajitas

Pizza is not found in Pisa

Do divas eat pizza

Do you study yeshiva

Then please don’t eat pizza

The Story of Lucy Anne

© 2015 by P Michael Biggs

Lucy Anne was not a man

She wasn’t Jan

Or part of a Klan

She never held a fan in her hand

She could kick the can

Fry chicken in a pan

Drive the van

And lead the band

These are some things about Lucy Anne

Lucy Anne had a plan

When she dated Dan her man

She never overran

Her main man Dan

Lucy Anne loved Japan

Once she visited the republic of Sudan

She had a short attention span

She never sailed her catamaran

The Beguine she never began

She had a better plan

She could outrun most any man

And she could fix the attic fan

And that is my story of Lucy Anne

When Men Stand Up for Right

© 2015 by P Michael Biggs

  

When men stand up for right

The world becomes alright

Whatever blight might be in flight

Good men come forth forthright

When men stand up for right

They won’t stand still or sit tight

Good men will fight

They’ll fight for right

They fight in spite of fright

When men stand up for right

The town will rest at night

For right brings light

On a very dark night

Good men always stand for right

Sunday Morning

© 2014 by P Michael Biggs

It is Sunday morning

Happy, happy morning

I’m not giving a warning

Nor a scorning

Just wishing you a happy Sunday morning

It’s a lovely day

We’re away from the fray

We’re at the bay

And we say “Yeah”

It’s a lovely day

This beautiful Sunday morning

We've prayed and now we play

Thank God it’s not storming

On this lovely Sunday morning

Blue Shoe

© 2014 by P Michael Biggs

Who knew

There was a blue shoe

I didn’t have a clue

Is this a coup

Do blue shoes have glue

Do they resist dew

Would they turn to goo

Do they resist shampoo

Do you get in a canoe

When wearing a blue shoe

Can you see thru

A blue shoe

Would people in Peru

Subscribe to

Your point of view

About the blue shoe

Old

© 2014 by P Michael Biggs

When I get old

I’ll put life on hold

I’ll try not to scold

Or be too bold

If I have gold

When I am old

I’ll not be told

How to spend my gold

When I am old

My bread will mold

I’ll probably catch cold

And sometimes lose control

When it’s time to fold

My home will be sold

I’ll do as I’m told

May God bless my soul