Sunday, August 23, 2015

Pizza

© 2014 by P Michael Biggs









I love pizza
Usually followed by milk of magnesia
They don’t usually give anesthesia
To people who overdose on pizza

I once met General Geneva
He was full of margaritas
He was transferred to Indonesia
Is that near French Polynesia

When you eat too much pizza
You may be due an epidural anesthesia
My friends Lisa and Mia
Often eat a lot of pizza

Pizza never goes with fajitas
Pizza is not found in Pisa
Do divas eat pizza
Do you study yeshiva
Then please don’t eat pizza


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