© 2016 by P Michael Biggs
Jerry Johnson Jones
He had two phones
Oh how he groans
When someone asks for one of his phones
Jerry Johnson Jones
His life he bemoans
His phone ring in overtones
He groans and groans
Jerry Johnson Jones
He hates the saxophone
And he wears headphones
When anywhere near trombones
Jerry Johnson Jones
Sings like a baritone
He doesn’t need a microphone
Not our Jerry Johnson Jones
Jerry Johnson Jones
He loves to eat scones
He stuffs them in his cheekbones
Does that cause gallstones?
That would be the end of JJ Jones
No comments:
Post a Comment